best yo mamma joke ever!!!!!!!!!

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ok post the best mamma jokes you know
yo mamma is so stupid that she taped a paper to a tv and called it paper view
yo mama is so dumb that she jumped over a glass wall just to see wat in the other side
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....Wooooow dudes can't have 2 yo mommas on here
my best friend johnny told me this one: yo momma so fat, when she wanted to be in indiana jones, she got the role of the boulder.
yo mama so poor,her family had to use forks to eat cornflakes to save milk
yo mamma so fat a whale swam up to her and started to sing we are family even though you bugger then me
Dan
Dan
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yo mamma so poor she cant afford to end this sent-
yo mammas so ugly that when she entered the haunted mansion, she came out with a paycheck
Metropal
Metropal
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lmao
Hall#2
Hall#2
Level 20
59 Posts
yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money......haha
Magget
Magget
Level 3
9 Posts
yo mama is so fat that when god said "let there be light" she hadda role over
Yo mama is so fat, you gotta take 5 planes 12 trains and 56 buses to get on her good side!
Metropal
Metropal
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@the warfreak LMAO
ur moma is so poor i saw her kickin a can i asked wat she was doin she said she was movin
your mamma is so stupid i saw when her yelling at an envelope i said what are you doing she said sending a voice mail
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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mpr3
mpr3
Level 2
20 Posts
yo mama just stupid
squid
squid
Level 17
98 Posts
yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv and whatches the couch
squid
squid
Level 17
98 Posts
yo mamma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
kingfabian3 everjoke.com much?

also heres one, yo mama so fat even saturns ring is to small of a belt for her
ya kingfabianthe3. i've seen all of those on everjoke.com to
Yo Momma is like a hardware store 5 cents per screw.
Yo Momma is like a Door everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma is like a Nail she gets Hammered!
Yo ama is so dumb she forgot how to spell FBI
wait wait i dint go to everjoke.com i went to another website
so your jokes aren't original like mine.........ok fine. maybe i took one or 2 of them from online but watever
tiffany
tiffany
Level 2
9 Posts
ur mamma is soo fat when she sat on the toliet she broke it............
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and four qurters poped out hahahahahah
half of the jokes i put are mine the other half are from
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
ur mama so stupide she didint know that pig was a pork
tiffany
tiffany
Level 2
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Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
tiffany
tiffany
Level 2
9 Posts
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
tiffany
tiffany
Level 2
9 Posts
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Yo mama so fat the cow jumped over the moon and then slid down her leg!
mitch
mitch
Level 18
70 Posts
yo mama is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
That one is old mitch.
squid
squid
Level 17
98 Posts
yo mama is so fat that when she walks outside with a rain jacket on people yell taxi , taxi.
Big Booty I"m not dissing you but seriously....I never got that joke
She sits on a dollar and 4 quarters pop out...Is there a funny part to the joke?!
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
I didn't really get that one either.
These two coock sucking baastards at Two Rivers Middle School(Now Holms Middle School in KY) when I was in 6th grade liked to make fun of me alot...They used that joke and then I kicked their asses...No one messed with me eversinse...oh btw at the time they were half a foot taller than me...except one...but I just told him to go suck his mom's d.ick and I never saw him at the school again...Personally I hope they're both dead
yo mamma so fat she tryed to do suside by jumpin into a volcano but couldint fit in
yo mamma is so dumb she thought a tree wes hill
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
that didnt even make sense
yo mama so stipide she got locked in a bed shop and slepd on the floor
yo mama is ugly she went to a ugly pagent and they said 'sorry no perfeshinels aloud' hahahah so not funny idk why i even do this stuff im so bad at it and anyway txt me on here this site im fu.ckin mad nobody even likes this stuff i do??????>? >3 gosh why do i even try !!!!!!!>
yo mama so stupid she stuck a car battery up her butt and said i got the power
Yo mama is so fat her shadow ways 5 pounds
yo mama is so ugly that her facebook photo had to be deleted!
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Those weren't very good....

Yo mama is so dumb that when her computer says you have new mail, she goes and looks.
Yo mama is so cheap that she hires some one to burp for her!

yo momma is so fat she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
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