Yo mamma so ugly, that when Bob The Builder looked at her he yelled "I can't fix that!!"
Sorry i put it in the wrong topic dom. i just wanted everyone to see it since no one goes to the off topic pages. maybe we should start a jokes section of the forum.
Now can anyone tell me that that is not the perfect yo mamma joke?
haha very funny peter the pimp
yo mamma so ugly that wen she was born she was put in an incubater with tinted windows
yo mamma so ugly the doctor is still smacking her a**
yo mamma so fat police use her as a road block
yo mamma so fat she needs a 6 piece bikini
yo mamma so fat that u have to poke her with a stick to make sure she is alive
Ahhhhhh!!!!! I cant even imagine a fat person in a bikini!! Butttttttttttt if your curious type on fat people on google images
i got one
YOUR MAMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE TAPED A PAPER TO THE TV AND SHE CALLED IT PAPER VIEW
HA!!! lmao king. thats funny
yo mama so fat she dont need the internet cauze she already world wide
ok i only know ur momma is so stupid so
YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIE
D TO PUT HER M&M IN ALPHABETIC ORDER
i got alot
1. yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a matress store and she sleep on the floor
2.yo mamma is so stupid she taught taco bell was a mexican phone company
3.yo mama is so stupid she triped on a cordless phone
4.yo mamma is so stupid,she had you-sorry about this one
5.yo mamma is so stupid she was yelling at a envelope and i said what are u doing she said sending a voice mail
yo mamma so fat god couldent lift her spirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha10/10, ok i usually don't use these jokes but i have one.....ur momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
1.yo mama so fat she downloads cheats for wii fit
2.yo mama so fat she got more chins than a chines phone book
lmao guys and Metropal i was just about to say that one. i'll rate the jokes for you guys then so
king-1. 9/10 2. 5/10 3. 9/10 4. 5/10(hear it a lot/i say it a lot) 5. 8/10
austin- 1. 7/10 and 2. 9/10
AW DAMN ALICE, HUN, u stole ma joke! lol, I'll say a random quote from DBZ now
WHAT?! IT'S OVER NINE THOU-...What?, I got more time!
Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they turned her down sayin srry no professionals!
1 your mama so ugly she went into a costume contest and the judge said no professionls aloud
2 your mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a pay check 3 your mama so fat she went to the doctors and the doctors said you are to fat you will break the beds
4 your mama so stupid she was taking a test and couldn't even pass the 1 question your name
NOW WHO CAN BEAT THE PRO HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
DAM!! Sharkbait i was just about to say that one tooo!!
Alice - 10/10 nice job
Metropal- no prob lol
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she got on the scale, it said TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Mamma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Superbowl!
lol, those are hilarious
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she got on the scale, it said one at a time
Damn my girlfried,Alice(Need I repeat this all the time haha?) got a 10/10 and I'm off by one point! U just did that cuz I did the joke before u didn't u PETER!
Charles maybe... yes lol
Slipknot 9/10 for both cause i was gonna say that and plus everyone says that
yo mammas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck
yo mamma so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in the air.
Yo mammas so dark she left fingerprints on charcoal. lmao rate these 2!!
(i have other jokes, im just not gonna put them all down at once
holy s**t!!!! i just found i page worth of yo mamma jokes that i wrote in the 7th grade!! there freaking amazing!!! (I found them in a box that is directly in front of my bed. who knew?)
your mamas are all stupid
yo mammas so fat her pants size is uhhhhhhhhhhhh bi.tch you need to lose some weight
yo mammas so nasty when she farts algore says shes the cause of global worming
yo mammas so hairy the only languge she speaks is wookey
nice fail Rigby. you stole that from Meet The Spartans