A riddle. (Why not)

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Three great men: a king, a priest and a rich man. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each of the great men bids the sellsword kill the other two. The king says, "Kill the other two and I will give you a castle, lands and soldiers." The priest says, "Kill the other two and God will look upon you with favour and bless you." The rich man says, "Kill the other two and I will give you money." Who lives? Who´╗┐ dies?
All of them. Then he gets the power, God's favor and blessing, and the money.
Hmm. Interesting.
Metropal
Metropal
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Where did my post go...
I ate it.
Metropal
Metropal
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...Monster...
So, what did you say?
The King because if he doesn't the king will have him beheaded or lynched. Why would a priest try to kill two guys and say god will bless you when you just sinned. The rich guy is stupid why would you go to jail or risked getting lynched for money.
Metropal
Metropal
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I said to kill the King and the rich dude.
Why?
Well if it's a sell-sword you would think he would go for the money so he would kill the king and the priest.
Metropal
Metropal
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Like I need the guilt of killing a priest.
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Originally posted by MetropalLike I need the guilt of killing a priest.
*Uberlikes.*
Heh.
Kerk
Kerk
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I know the answer it's fuuuuuuuuussssrrooooooodaaa!!!!!!!
Kerk
Kerk
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I have got a riddle what is in a green house made up of a green house on the outside of a red house with little black babies on the very inside.

use this as the layers if you are confused: 1.green house 2.green house 3.red house 4.black babies
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|FBG$| VeKo
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A noob with a bad answer and a bad follow-up riddle?
It seems so.
sorry kerk i have to agree...
SMH!
Metropal
Metropal
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What's the answer?
Kerk
Kerk
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the answer is really quite simple and you guys might feel stupid for not knowing this.


WARNING ANSWER !!!


Answer: watermelon
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No, I don't feel stupid. However, I think you've lost a couple of decent brain cells in this pathetic attempt at a riddle.
Agreed.
Kerk
Kerk
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Srry but i'm going to have to ask you to escort you'r selves to the insult forum.
And there I was thinking there was hope for this noob.
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|FBG$| VeKo
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We've whipped quite a few noobs into shape recently. I think this one is hopeless.
Kerk
Kerk
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It's funny how you root out noobs by using people that post to what forms are made for conversations or entertaining things. And if you are pointing me out because of my amount of post or level get a life!
How long have you been on the forums? About a month, if that. How long have I been on the forums? Say two years. You don't know how things work around here, I do. In fact, I helped shape the forums.
Mostafox
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Originally posted by KerkIt's funny how you root out noobs by using people that post to what forms are made for conversations or entertaining things. And if you are pointing me out because of my amount of post or level get a life!
Indeed.
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Do I NEED to draw Dyrnwyn again?
Metropal
Metropal
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Leave your sword where it is.
What the flying frockle crotch is the answer.
Mostafox
Mostafox
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Frockle crotch?
Lolz.
Tell me it's been 5 days.
Nu.
I guess that you don't have the answer to your own question or do you have something devious and necromantic to hide in that riddle.
You'll never find out.
Metropal
Metropal
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Tell us the answer.
Heheheheh.
Metropal
Metropal
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Now.
Heheheheheheheheheh!
Metropal
Metropal
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*Attacks you with your cudgel.* NOW!
THAT'S MY CUDGEL!!! *Pulls it out of your hand and beats you with it* FIGURE IT OUT!!! IF YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE, LOOK IT UP!!!
Metropal
Metropal
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NO! I'm lazy.
And who's fault is that?
Metropal
Metropal
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Charles'.
*Facepalm*
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