what would u do if u had 61 soldiers at ur command?

tell them 2 meet 61 woman multiply to becaume more powerful

lmao only you would say that beast. i would obviously threaten my parents and make them do wat i want, then i would walk up to every hot girl i see and ask wanna make out? and if they say no i snap my fingers and my soldiers take good "care" of them

START THE GALATIC EMPIRE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *cough* *cough* sorry

take over my town

make them make me 61 sandwiches

woah kingfabianthe3!! there soldiers not women!

ZING

lmao perfect. ZING or ba dum dum shhh(drum thing)

Why 61? why could'nt it be 1,000 soldiers?

because he said so lol

it makes u think harder wat u would do

lol i should make a forum called 62 Soldiers

lol

im gonna do it, all i need are two supporters

I will be one now if I had 61 soldiers I'd borrow $5000 from em and get me a brand spankin new computer set and be able to download that f ing World of Warcraft patch without having a full hardrive

lmao wow is that all you do? play WOW lol

so many things so little time...... ;)

lol

I have a life and I don't always play Wow...I draw manga!

ha i was just kidding, i know you have a life

just a bad one :D jk

lmao me and beast always wit the jokes

Hey Alice doesn't have a bad life...That would be a funny joke if it wasn't a reply to Alice
(MAN RUN NOW CUZ SHE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! HER DAD WAS ONCE IN THE CIA AND HE TAUGHT HER ALL HIS KNOWLEDGE OF SPYDOM AND PHYSICAL COMBAT SO FUKING RUN NOW!)

why run wen u have access to a private jet, plus im covered by the SBF so they would help and the DIATEDHDAM would support me too

did anyone see the word CONDOM instead of SPYDOM? cause thats wat i read at first lmao. and plus i wasnt talking about Alice

i am already an MI6, CIA and FBI fugitive. and i have had a theory about birds... THEY ARE ALL MI6, FBI, AND CIA SPYS!!!!!!!!!!! they are hunting me... watching me... and watching us all....

lmao

lol

haha

wanna know why i'm a fugitive?

why?

well first off i kinda broke some copyright violations, so i put a metal face mask on cos 1. nobody can reconise me and 2. its bullet proof, but when MI6 shot at me their sniper bullets deflected back and killed the sniper, so
that added murder to the list, then a falcon dived on me when i was out in the street (I TOLD U THAT U COULDN'T TRUST BIRDS) so i threw a rock at it, but a gull saw me do it and reported back to the FBI, so that added animal cruelty to the list. the next day the RSPBB knocked on my door and asked why i threw a rock at a falcon, so i slammed the door in the guy's face, but he was closer than i thought, so the door broke his nose, so that added assault to the list. the day after that i payed for the train fair with false money, but the guy found out (not surprising really, i was using monopoly money),that added fraud to the list, so i ran home, but the CIA fired on me (dumb ba***rds, i was still wearing my face mask, and body armor, and i had by pistol strapped to my back) so all the bullets deflected back and killed them all, that added mass murder to the ever growing list, then a load of falcons dived on me (damn the birds) so i shot them all, that added more animal cruelty to the list. eventually i got home. and now i'm here.
So i am a fugitive because of:
1.copyright violations
2.murder
3.animal cruelty
4.assault
5.fraud
6.mass-murder
7.lots of animal cruelty

If it were WW2 I would tell them kick the Axis A**
And The Oncoming Storm,instead of mass murder you could say Genocide

yeah but its not genocide cos it was hardly the whole CIA was it?

haha lmao. i've been arrested once, want to know wat it was for?

wat?

wow, those poor falcons....

u do not know the inner bird, birds are truely evil

i got arressted for being to dam sexy

i would take over the earth

with 61 soldiers??? impossible. u would need a huge army simply to take over a continant.

unless they were indestructable

Wow man your life sucks...And now I'm crying cuz that story is so f**king funny!
Quoting The Oncoming Storm:
well first off i kinda broke some copyright violations, so i put a metal face mask on cos 1. nobody can reconise me and 2. its bullet proof, but when MI6 shot at me their sniper bullets deflected back and killed the sniper, so
that added murder to the list, then a falcon dived on me when i was out in the street (I TOLD U THAT U COULDN'T TRUST BIRDS) so i threw a rock at it, but a gull saw me do it and reported back to the FBI, so that added animal cruelty to the list. the next day the RSPBB knocked on my door and asked why i threw a rock at a falcon, so i slammed the door in the guy's face, but he was closer than i thought, so the door broke his nose, so that added assault to the list. the day after that i payed for the train fair with false money, but the guy found out (not surprising really, i was using monopoly money),that added fraud to the list, so i ran home, but the CIA fired on me (dumb ba***rds, i was still wearing my face mask, and body armor, and i had by pistol strapped to my back) so all the bullets deflected back and killed them all, that added mass murder to the ever growing list, then a load of falcons dived on me (damn the birds) so i shot them all, that added more animal cruelty to the list. eventually i got home. and now i'm here.
So i am a fugitive because of:
1.copyright violations
2.murder
3.animal cruelty
4.assault
5.fraud
6.mass-murder
7.lots of animal cruelty

correct over 9000, but their not

and charles, thanks

haha no problem...

i think i'm missing 1 I only can find 60

Well then one is MIA

i whould take over my town and it whould't be hard its freeking tiny