*EPIC BATTLE Going on Join in!*

*Epicly fights*

*Walks epicly in* Miss me?

*Epicly chops off Torrey's head*

I'll join with my army of forest elves. :)

*Re-grows my head* Nice try Sauron. But I won't be so easily beat now.

*Summons my army of Orcs, Balrogs, Dragons, Fire Spirits and shape-shifters*

Let us fight to the death, or at the edge of death. Well something rather like that.
*He does a fast hand gesture, out of no where comes his chidori*

*kills everyone even myself*

*kills 25 people*
Killstreak reward: Tactical nuke
*drops de nuke*

*Is alive. I see the nuke falling to earth, and put up a protective shield around myself and my army*

*dances around all the explosions like a fool*

Me and my Elf archers, all the way at the other end of the battle feild, send billions of arrows crashing upon your armies.

*The arrows bounce off my shield and my Orcs fire a volley of Black Arrows at you Elves, cutting the first few lines down. I then let my Dragons rip apart thousands of your Elves and fly well out of bowshot* (But a Dragon's back is impenetrable and it's underbelly encrusted with jewels, so arrows would have no effect anyway)

*Dances away from the arrows.* Haha, more! More!

*Dragons breath fire on AJ's army, killing thousands more Elves*

*Summons his Angel of hell, it protects him from the arrows with its wings*
Good move.
*His uses his chidori and blasts off his enemies*

*Send my Balrogs charging at AJ's army, they kill thousands of his Elves*

He has a lot of elves.

*epicly kills all elves with twilight sword *

Originally posted by MetropalHe has a lot of elves.

Billions of arrows=Billions of Elves.

Must breed like rabbits. *continues to dance*

No, Elves are immortal.

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*The arrows bounce off my shield and my Orcs fire a volley of Black Arrows at you Elves, cutting the first few lines down. I then let my Dragons rip apart thousands of your Elves and fly well out of bowshot* (But a Dragon's back is impenetrable and it's underbelly encrusted with jewels, so arrows would have no effect anyway)

One of my best archers, Bard, sends a black arrow through the left breast of all your dragons. Elf medics revive 400,000,000 elves back from the dead with healing magic and prayers. The 400,000,000 plus the 300,000,000 elves still alive tuble boulders down the mountian killing half of your orcs and wounding Bens leg, not sivierly, but weakening him and the morale of his men.

Meh. (Only Smaug's left breast was vulnerable, so all my other Dragons are fine) Anyways... *Heals my own leg and resurrects all my fallen Orcs and Smaug* Also, you forgot about my Balrogs. :) *Balrogs kill all your Elf medics and Bard and leave*

He's no fun. :(

*I resurrect half of my medics and they rusurrect the other half and Bard. I get some of my dwarf buddies to rain fire on your ****, literaly. Gandalf the White puts a fire shield over my troops so they can still attack but not get harmed from the dragons breath, rendering them useless. While all your troops are falling back to regroup and sending out medics, I send my black riders out and they kill most of your medics. The rest scatter across the hills. Then my black riders cruse your troops making them 50 percent slower.*

Originally posted by Frances Farmer*I resurrect half of my medics and they rusurrect the other half and Bard. I get some of my dwarf buddies to rain fire on your ****, literaly. Gandalf the White puts a fire shield over my troops so they can still attack but not get harmed from the dragons breath, rendering them useless. While all your troops are falling back to regroup and sending out medics, I send my black riders out and they kill most of your medics. The rest scatter across the hills. Then my black riders cruse your troops making them 50 percent slower.*

My Black Riders. I'm Sauron, you're not. *Resurrects all my army and stops the curse*

I really dont think we should continue.

Nah. It'll kinda go on forever. Let's have another epic battle, against a NPC!!!!

Well, this would work if someone didn't have a god-mod complex.

Don't just look at me.

I'm looking at a computer. Not you.

-_-

Bumpity-bump-bump. NEW TOPIC! It's new year's eve and we're all at a party. It's almost midnight and everyone is outside watching fireworks. (Who lighting the fireworks, it doesn't matter.) But something thrilling will happen at midnight that no one will suspect. Dun, dun, DUNNNN!!!

Make it interesting and Super-natural if possible, but not lame. A horror RP would be cool. Alright go!

*Cough* Invasion of the killer bunnies. *Cough*

Zombies...

No. Bunnies.

Zombie bunnies?

Nein. Killer bunnies.

Zombie Killer Bunnies Of Death!!!

Alright! Killer bunnehs. Starrrrrrt Now!

She swished the amber colored liquid drink around in her red plastic cup so that it spun along the edge and she could see the white bottom. The hum of music reverbrated from the radio placed in the grass beside the open box of several fireworks. She closed her eyes and swayed with it for a few peaceful moments, before openin one eye to look at the others.
"So you going to light another?" Torrey questioned and flicked her fingers over to the fireworks to indicate what she was speaking about.

*brings in 1,000,000,000 fairy medics to help all and to heal all nessecary and unnessecary wounds during mid-battle*

Originally posted by (;super;):Dylan14*brings in 1,000,000,000 fairy medics to help all and to heal all nessecary and unnessecary wounds during mid-battle*

We're off that topic.

Originally posted by MetropalAlright! Killer bunnehs. Starrrrrrt Now!

She swished the amber colored liquid drink around in her red plastic cup so that it spun along the edge and she could see the white bottom. The hum of music reverbrated from the radio placed in the grass beside the open box of several fireworks. She closed her eyes and swayed with it for a few peaceful moments, before openin one eye to look at the others.
"So you going to light another?" Torrey questioned and flicked her fingers over to the fireworks to indicate what she was speaking about.

Suddenly a bright, crimson light illuminated the entire sky.

*He summons his hounds of Hell, along with his army*
Go forth and kill! Kill all in your path!
*Points towards them, his army marches towards them, with weapons at hand*

*facepalm*

Meh. I can do either. *Pulls out double-bladed lightsaber*

*Takes out some shruikan*

Well that's nice Saruon, but i wasn't competing, but killing.....you.
*His eyes lowered and caught gaze of Torrey's shruikans, he froze studying whether or not if he was her target*

*Slices my way through your army*