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katmat
katmat
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nices
Shawn
Shawn
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Originally posted by Generic NameNot Tuesday bitch
AH!
Imma69you
Imma69you
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by Anonymous
I just found this yesterday
Obama sucks. I don't know why, my daddy says he does, so he must suck.
Originally posted by Shawn
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by Anonymous
I just found this yesterday
Obama sucks. I don't know why, my daddy says he does, so he must suck.
Your dad must be wise as fuck.
Imma69you
Imma69you
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Originally posted by Anonymous
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by Anonymous
I just found this yesterday
Obama sucks. I don't know why, my daddy says he does, so he must suck.

You live in USA and say he must suck ??
Fuck You! You bitch. This is MURICA U betch.
Metropal
Metropal
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Murika meme time.
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Originally posted by Anonymous
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
Originally posted by Anonymous
I just found this yesterday
Obama sucks. I don't know why, my daddy says he does, so he must suck.

You live in USA and say he must suck ??
Being American does not bar me from hating a president. I suppose Nixon should be loved by every American ever.
Fun fact: Nixon had terrible paranoia. That's why he organized Watergate. He thought there was a legit problem that he had to find out about. He wasn't a bad president otherwise. In fact, thanks to the paranoia he did a lot of great things. His paranoia was one of the reasons he stopped LBJ's travesty, the Vietnam War.
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Originally posted by Generic NameFun fact: Nixon had terrible paranoia. That's why he organized Watergate. He thought there was a legit problem that he had to find out about. He wasn't a bad president otherwise. In fact, thanks to the paranoia he did a lot of great things. His paranoia was one of the reasons he stopped LBJ's travesty, the Vietnam War.
Wow. I'll have to look more into that - not that I don't trust you or anything - because that made me think of Nixon in a new light.
Metropal
Metropal
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I literally just read about Nixon last week and I've already forgot about him. #NotImpressed
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My friends wrote a song about me with the joke that I'm:

-Southern Farmer
-KKK Member
-Incestuous

And it's hilarious.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbX6fTt7wv


Edit: It's sung from my father's POV.
Well, I'm the Pterodactyl here to Ptero you a new asshole
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Originally posted by Generic NameWell, I'm the Pterodactyl here to Ptero you a new asshole
top lel g8 pun bro.
We need a boss battle here.
I miss you guys :l
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The Great Gargantuan Gnoll jumps out of the bushes at "boss battle."



What? :O
Well, that's certainly low level boss worthy.
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Highly trained military lieutenants from World of Warcraft that are 5 times everyone's size because WoW is dumb like that jump out of a bush. They tower 5 times our height and are level 50 Elites with golden dragons looping around their health bars. Btw WoW is a bad game, but the lore and the books are the best.
That's what I heard. The lore is good.

Also, level 50 when the current max is like level 90? Yeah, I can probably one shot it by this time.
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Dude get on my level. Warlords expansion pack for $60 and a year of my life to get to level 100 from 90.
I have no clue what the max level is since I stopped hanging around certain groups of people
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It's 100. I know this from the commercials. I'm busy spending my life on something useful, like a Gmod DarkRP server.
Things are going sloooooooooooow
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Sloooooooooooooooooooow dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown....
POWER THIRST!

Man, that was my freshman year of college
What was?
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If only there were licenses for being famous. You would go on TV, perform your skill or talent, and the people of America would give you a rating. If you fit the bill, you go on to become famous.rnrnrnThis generation would be so much better if that happened.
Sounds like American Idol to me.
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Originally posted by Generic NameSounds like American Idol to me.
That was the joke. I got another one for ya, wanna hear it?
No. No I don't.
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Originally posted by Generic NameNo. No I don\'t.
Okay, I'll rip this one directly from Bones because I'm not funny -


Erwin Schrodinger is driving when he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop walks up and asksrn"What's in the trunk?"rnSchrodinger responds "A cat."rn"I'll need to see it." Says the cop. He opens the trunk. "This cat is dead." He says.rn"It is now." Says Schrodinger.

(EDIT: Formatting is dead - ignore the rns)
Boo. I read it. It's terrible. I give it 0/5 stars
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Originally posted by Generic NameBoo. I read it. It\'s terrible. I give it 0/5 stars
Banhammer
We're at the same level. You just hit me with a hammer. It does nothing special. ABSOLUTELY nothing special. At all.
85jay
85jay
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Hammered ^
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Originally posted by 85jayHammered ^
Zinger.
Well, nice to see that some people aren't dead.
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Yes
N3CCAR0
N3CCAR0
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Y'know, I always wondered if I would ever be remembered by the people here.. rnrnI probably wasn't famous enough. Oh well.
Everyone is remembered by others, it may not be by many, but always remembered by some.
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*nyoom*
That doesn't seem like a scam at all...
Originally posted by sharkdogsThat doesn\'t seem like a scam at all...
My thoughts exactly
Devourer
Devourer
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysLook at this!
What game you play in Steam?
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Metropal
Metropal
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There were like three Shia LaBeouf's at the anime con I ust went to.
Why? Whhhhhhhy?
Hold on to your wallets people, the sale is all this week.
Metropal
Metropal
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Because the memes man. A group of girls came to my work the other day and they were all wearing different versions of Pepe on them. Legitimately made my day.
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