King AJ's Castle

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Metropal
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Chaos incarnate can die from cancer?
Possibly. I only have a vague idea of what my life really is. Y'know with the whole Chaos Incarnate thing it's hard to tell
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I'd imagine your death as something more elaborate. Like a rapid flesh-eating morphing bacteria or by being patient zero in the newest uncontrollable epidemic.
Anything is possible with equal probability. I can't tell anymore.
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Zambies
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysZambies
Thank you for catching my drift.
I think it should be time for a Boss Fight
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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!

GARRUK!
METROPAL- LOCKED IN!
Too bad the boss I was considering would be like one of those miles long serpentine dragons of doom that blot out the sky with their prescence
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But Garruk is the best hunter ever, so you would be dead.
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GAZE UPON THIS MONSTER WITH UTTER FEAR, AND KNOW THAT YOU WILL SUFFER A FATE FAR WORSE THAN DEATH. KNOW THAT YOUR SOUL SHALL BE TAKEN AND FEASTED ON BY HORDES OF DEMON ARMIES LED BY THIS SINGLE DEVIL.
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
GAZE UPON THIS MONSTER WITH UTTER FEAR, AND KNOW THAT YOU WILL SUFFER A FATE FAR WORSE THAN DEATH. KNOW THAT YOUR SOUL SHALL BE TAKEN AND FEASTED ON BY HORDES OF DEMON ARMIES LED BY THIS SINGLE DEVIL.

How do you know the humanish avatar of the boss?
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Originally posted by Generic Name
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays
GAZE UPON THIS MONSTER WITH UTTER FEAR, AND KNOW THAT YOU WILL SUFFER A FATE FAR WORSE THAN DEATH. KNOW THAT YOUR SOUL SHALL BE TAKEN AND FEASTED ON BY HORDES OF DEMON ARMIES LED BY THIS SINGLE DEVIL.

How do you know the humanish avatar of the boss?
I once battled her/him/it. I lost and had to run away.
Oh. I just used Level 5 Death. Helps when the boss is level 100
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>Playing Contagion
>Fighting Zombies
>My sig sauer is the only gun left with ammo.
>Gotta find this generator and activate it.
>5 bullets left.
>OhFuck.jpg
>Zombies surround me.
>B2MEndOfTheRoad.mp3"
>"Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let go.... It's unnatural."
>Finds brother's corpse.
>HolyShitThatsALotOfAmmunition
>Replenished ammo.
>Rambo.swf
>Beats level
>SWAG.png






And this is the average day in the life of Charles.
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Originally posted by CharlesFoxKays>Playing Contagion
>Fighting Zombies
>My sig sauer is the only gun left with ammo.
>Gotta find this generator and activate it.
>5 bullets left.
>OhFuck.jpg
>Zombies surround me.
>B2MEndOfTheRoad.mp3"
>"Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let go.... It's unnatural."
>Finds brother's corpse.
>HolyShitThatsALotOfAmmunition
>Replenished ammo.
>Rambo.swf
>Beats level
>SWAG.png






And this is the average day in the life of Charles.
If only greentexts could be green
I greentext my life every time I proctor an exam.
Is this better?
>Playing Contagion
>Fighting Zombies
>My sig sauer is the only gun left with ammo.
>Gotta find this generator and activate it.
>5 bullets left.
>OhFuck.jpg
>Zombies surround me.
>B2MEndOfTheRoad.mp3"
>"Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let go.... It's unnatural."
>Finds brother's corpse.
>HolyShitThatsALotOfAmmunition
>Replenished ammo.
>Rambo.swf
>Beats level
>SWAG.png
The color is better yes, but the story could be better.
Metropal
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#TooSpoopyFoMe
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http://www.neckbeard-news.com/2014/07/teenager-calls-on-government-to.html#.U9BgnvldWyU
"In an effort to help kickstart the campaign, Jennifer Adams, who is a spokesperson for the Autism Society of America, has publicly backed Nichol's petition. "We've got languages for the deaf and the blind, so it's only right that we also have a language for those who are suffering with autism."
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKayshttp://www.neckbeard-news.com/2014/07/teenager-calls-on-government-to.html#.U9BgnvldWyU
"In an effort to help kickstart the campaign, Jennifer Adams, who is a spokesperson for the Autism Society of America, has publicly backed Nichol's petition. "We've got languages for the deaf and the blind, so it's only right that we also have a language for those who are suffering with autism."
This is the best website ever
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Originally posted by Generic Name
Originally posted by CharlesFoxKayshttp://www.neckbeard-news.com/2014/07/teenager-calls-on-government-to.html#.U9BgnvldWyU
"In an effort to help kickstart the campaign, Jennifer Adams, who is a spokesperson for the Autism Society of America, has publicly backed Nichol's petition. "We've got languages for the deaf and the blind, so it's only right that we also have a language for those who are suffering with autism."
This is the best website ever
I absolutely love it.
Welp, it's been 10,000 years. It's time to conquer Earth
Lol can I help?
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By the looks of what they are fighting..... they are going to need all the help they can get. O_O
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Originally posted by Tayyibah By the looks of what they are fighting..... they are going to need all the help they can get. O_O
Armies of Hello Kitty
OH SHIT NO
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Taps plays gently in the background.
Dear Brothers, and beloved Sisters. Mourning Mothers and Fathers. Aunts and Uncles. Sons and Daughters. Today is not a day of sorrow. It is a day to rejoice, for the souls of this Forum have risen. Risen unto the House of the Lord. It is today that we remember them, not for the sad times, or their passing, but for their life, and the memories shared. Today, we give a 21 Gun Salute to honor the Fallen. May they rest in piece. Amen.
Well, that's just unfortunate.
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Well, we could have continued to make stupid comments. But eh.
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Then pull it from the fucking casket and start the rave party. It was more so an attempt at making people WANT to revive it FOR being dead.
Well, what do you think this is!
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I pull the casket out of the hole, toss the corpse of le forum out of the casket, shoot the casket with a Thompson SMG, throw knives into the bullet holes, throw a grenade into the casket, watch it explode, then shoot the shrapnel with a rocket launcher, then watch THAT explode, then I use Daaaaark Maaaagiiiiic (oooooOOOoooooOOOoooHHHHH. Scary.) on the corpse of le forum to revive it.
I used to know the dark magics. Then I learned that being an enchanter is better and I can give my weapons an amazing enchantment and then just use restoration magic.
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Good. Roll a D20.
I rolled a 28. What do?
Metropal
Metropal
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Explode.
Oh. That's not something I would want to do.
Metropal
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That's why you roll normal dice.
I blame magic. I blame 100% magic
Metropal
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Oh, so you play it too?
No, I'm talking about actual magic.
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I don't even Magic: The Gathering.
Metropal
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Aww.
At least you aren't a teenage girl and just don't even
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You know, I honestly feel so attacked right now.
You should have invested more points into emotional defense.

It isn't necessary to be an emotional glass cannon.
Metropal
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Such meme references.
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