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nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
then i went to burger king
After turning the oven off and
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
i got a happy meal
But
this little kid took my lunch money..SO...I
Killed him and took it back
and i bought
Dan
Dan
Level 27
1,984 Posts
the game
I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*2 weeks later*i went to a party and i had a hangover i tried to remember what happened during the night...so than i remebered that
I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i grabbed a gun and
Shot myself through the head
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
then i was bleeding hamburgers
and a pony ate them
and i woke up on
treasure island so i...
shot myself in the...
Foot so I could get a wooden leg. Yipee!!!
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
but it broke off
So I cried. Nu!!!!!
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
then i found out
That...i was in a mall..surrounded by
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
models from
outer space and...
i shot them with
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
my balls
And I lost the game.
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
then i went to the park to play
and stepped on a land mine but...
my balls were so big it stop the explosion and then...
I was left sterile.
AND..i went to pie shop and bought
Some sperm.
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
which i threw away
Bit pointless.
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
so then i bit my finger
And someone else bit my thumb so I
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
bit his di.ck
off.
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
but it grew back
and than....i went to jail for that...so i
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nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
tried to escape but i was caught
by purple~people Eaters
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but it turns out they were just JB's parents
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
then i jump them
so i decided to go to
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a fishing pier where I
got eaten by a shark
who was a
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