*Trips and the cake flies and splatters on Generic's face.* Whoops.
*Takes out paintball gun* O:)
*Teleports behind you with a one-handed paintball gun pointed at your head* Drop it.
Meh. I don't really have a face.
I'm a hill.
Either way, you have pie all over you. *Pads away from the paintball battle emerging.*
*Teleports behind Sauron and kicks him between legs.* :3
*Rushes out with a spray painter and fires at C. Kidd as if it was a flamethrower*
*Hides behind giant rooster.* o-o
This is going to get good. I'm glad I'm neutral here.
*Summons an army of Sand Demons*
*My testicles were protected by my body armour, and I summon the Winds of Fury to blow the Sand Demons apart. I slowly advance across the battlefield towards C.Kidd*
Is it getting a little breezy?
Screw you, Torrey. *Charges at you waving my mace*
*Throws water balloons at Rwhite.* :)
*Teleports in front of Torrey and brings my mace down onto her head, smashing her skull*
That's mean. -.-
*Takes out chainsaw.* :3
*Sits there, then logs into my level 90 Night Elf Marksmanship Hunter. Uses Kill Shot on C. Kidd.*
Don't make me use Earthquake guys...
Well, I'm a hill. I can use earthquake since it's just me shaking myself like a mofo.
Mofo is such a wonderful word.
*Rises up again as a zombie.* o.e
It indeed is. And I like to use it a lot.
Like in this situation:
Who in the hell woke this mofo up? *Shoots Kidd through the head with a shotgun.*
*Buries something in the dirt while Metropal's busy shooting the wrong Kidd.*
A cat can use a shotgun? Not the oddest thing I've heard of today.
A cat is fine too......
*Shoots the REAL Kidd in the head.*
*Takes out bullet from head.*
Obviously, I can't use a shotgun. I missed.
******* slaps all of you* NO. BACK TO TOPIC MOTHER forgetERS.
Plays in compressed sand. MY HILL?
...*A hill covered in dark blue snow rises from the ground.*
Yes, My Hill.
*Destroys the new hill with a bunker missile*
THERE IS BUT ONE HILL, NOW FIGHT FOR IT.
*Looks around for the hill.*
*Walks back to the hill* I CHALLENGE AJ TO SINGLE COMBAT!!!
*Shoots Sauron with bazooka from behind and blows him off the hill.*
This is my hill.
*Jumps on Sauron's head.*
*The bazooka shell explodes before it gets anywhere near me and I turn around and throw a volley of shurikens at you*
*Uses magic to un-possess the hill and turn everyone into sausages for the time being so you all roll down the hill.* MY HILL?
*Teleports on top of a Mountain covered in dark blue snow and turns everyone back to humans.*
You can keep that hill, I have my mountain.
Your Hill! xP
Nope. I became one with the hill a while back...so even though you can still "unpossess" the hill. The hill took on my conscious. So now you're dealing with one person with two bodies now. A man and the hill.
C.Kidd, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF LAND!!! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!! THE PURPOSE OF THIS FORUM IS TO FIGHT OVER THE HILL!!!
*Bends the plates of the Earth, tearing the mountain into the ocean where it proceeds to collapse into the water*
I'm getting tired of destroying hills, C. Kidd.