My Hill

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Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
*Trips and the cake flies and splatters on Generic's face.* Whoops.
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
*Takes out paintball gun* O:)
*Teleports behind you with a one-handed paintball gun pointed at your head* Drop it.
Meh. I don't really have a face.

I'm a hill.
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Either way, you have pie all over you. *Pads away from the paintball battle emerging.*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
No. c:
*Teleports behind Sauron and kicks him between legs.* :3
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
*Rushes out with a spray painter and fires at C. Kidd as if it was a flamethrower*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
>.<
*Hides behind giant rooster.* o-o
This is going to get good. I'm glad I'm neutral here.
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
Originally posted by C.Kidd>.<
*Hides behind giant rooster.* o-o

*Pulls out a real flamethrower instead and cooks the chicken*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
>:(

*Summons an army of Sand Demons*

Die.
*My testicles were protected by my body armour, and I summon the Winds of Fury to blow the Sand Demons apart. I slowly advance across the battlefield towards C.Kidd*
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Is it getting a little breezy?
Screw you, Torrey. *Charges at you waving my mace*
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
*Eating the chicken*
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
*Runs away laughing.*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
*Throws water balloons at Rwhite.* :)
*Teleports in front of Torrey and brings my mace down onto her head, smashing her skull*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
That's mean. -.-
*Takes out chainsaw.* :3
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
*Sits there, then logs into my level 90 Night Elf Marksmanship Hunter. Uses Kill Shot on C. Kidd.*
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
X_x
Don't make me use Earthquake guys...
Meh.
*uses hydro cannon*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
o-O
*Dies.* +.+
Well, I'm a hill. I can use earthquake since it's just me shaking myself like a mofo.
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Mofo is such a wonderful word.
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
*Rises up again as a zombie.* o.e
It indeed is. And I like to use it a lot.
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Like in this situation:

Who in the hell woke this mofo up? *Shoots Kidd through the head with a shotgun.*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
*Buries something in the dirt while Metropal's busy shooting the wrong Kidd.*
A cat can use a shotgun? Not the oddest thing I've heard of today.
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
A cat is fine too......

*Shoots the REAL Kidd in the head.*
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
Ow. >:/
*Takes out bullet from head.*
Nasty...
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
Obviously, I can't use a shotgun. I missed.
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
******* slaps all of you* NO. BACK TO TOPIC MOTHER forgetERS.
Plays in compressed sand. MY HILL?
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
...*A hill covered in dark blue snow rises from the ground.*
Yes, My Hill.
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
*Destroys the new hill with a bunker missile*
THERE IS BUT ONE HILL, NOW FIGHT FOR IT.
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
:/
*Looks around for the hill.*
*Walks back to the hill* I CHALLENGE AJ TO SINGLE COMBAT!!!
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
*Shoots Sauron with bazooka from behind and blows him off the hill.*
This is my hill.
I, HILL.
Metropal
Metropal
ModLevel 32
5,891 Posts
*Jumps on Sauron's head.*
*The bazooka shell explodes before it gets anywhere near me and I turn around and throw a volley of shurikens at you*
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
*Uses magic to un-possess the hill and turn everyone into sausages for the time being so you all roll down the hill.* MY HILL?
C.Kidd
C.Kidd
Level 11
156 Posts
...-.-"
*Teleports on top of a Mountain covered in dark blue snow and turns everyone back to humans.*
You can keep that hill, I have my mountain.
Your Hill! xP
Nope. I became one with the hill a while back...so even though you can still "unpossess" the hill. The hill took on my conscious. So now you're dealing with one person with two bodies now. A man and the hill.
C.Kidd, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF LAND!!! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!! THE PURPOSE OF THIS FORUM IS TO FIGHT OVER THE HILL!!!
Mostafox
Mostafox
ModLevel 20
1,978 Posts
Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|C.Kidd, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF LAND!!! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!! THE PURPOSE OF THIS FORUM IS TO FIGHT OVER THE HILL!!!
In a nutshell: VIOLENCE!
|FBG$| VeKo
|FBG$| VeKo
ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
*Bends the plates of the Earth, tearing the mountain into the ocean where it proceeds to collapse into the water*
I'm getting tired of destroying hills, C. Kidd.
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