> *passes plate of cookies to dcinciruk*
V What's you favorite show?
> *nom nom nom*
V Where do you live?
^ nun ya f*cking business
> GEEK OF ROCK!!!
V what is your favorite song?
^ None of your "GOD DAMN BUSINESS."
> I really need some brownies right now.
V What kind of brownies do you like?
> Good for you.
V Still can't.
^ BE CREATIVE!!!!!!!!
> All caps rage.
V Where can I find the land of rainbows and unicorns?
^ Umm...around 13th and Samson
> Brooklyn Rage?
V What's the first thing you go to on the Internet?
^ My homepage... Kinda compulsary...
> MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V WHY SHOULD I???
^ BECAUSE I SAID SO!!
> Just did. :D
V Do you know Achmed?
^ Yup. I certainly do.
V What would you do if you see a big man laugh maniacally around you?
^ I would laugh too because big people make me laugh.
> GET OVER HERE!!!!
V What would you do if scorpion speared you?
^ scream then get to a hospital
> hunt you down without mercy, hunt you down all nightmare long
V why im i so awesome?
^ Cause you are.
> Check out this euphemism quotes I lol'ed at: ""Soon the primal fire began to burn in Lady Hookstraten's body. Her hips twitched and trembled as each...fireball from Oliver's powerful cannon erupted like molten lava into the quivering mouth of her ever-fluttering love purse." -Steve Martin, The Lonely Guy
V Do you know the Muffin Man?
> That quote is scary.
^ Nah...not exactly (women's rugby on the other hand... ... ... my college is good in that sport and one of my friends is on the team)
> Hmm...I haven't talked to her in a while now. I should do it.
V Do you personally know anyone famous?
V WHY DID THEY DELAY STRONGHOLD 3'S RELEASE YET AGAIN?????????????
^ I thought we discussed this aready. They're afraid you'll shank them.
> I'M IN SCHOOL!!!
V Have you ever had vodka?
> *Laughs gleefully*
V OTHER THAN THAT???
^with less of that white stuff on top , maybe
>I like the limited edition kiwi pavlova for rugby world cup
V snowboarding or sandboarding?
> Good for you.
^ Ummm, what?
> I've got Beastly.
V What's your favorite type of gun?
^ either a .357 or a .44 magnum
> HA! .357 beets 911 every time
V do you have a plan B?
^ Yes. Yes I do.
> OPEN THE DOORS RAPE THEM ALL!!!
V What is your favorite catch phrase.
> SOON MY DASTARDLY PLOTTING AND PLANNING SHALL BEAR FRUIT!!!!!!
V Will I see?
^ See what?
V Do you have Spanish heritage?
> It shall.
V Do you see that?
^ The magical unicorn/pegasus that's doing backflips of the Eiffel tower or the hobo peeing on the tower ranting out random fish names?
> Ughhhhhh, dentist tomorrow. Again.
V What's your favorite kind of flower?
V Are you a person?
^ Last I checked. Yeah.
V What's the meaning of life to you?
^ We were all born to die.
> I need a big Mac!
V What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
> You're a poopyhead.
V Why did we invent abstract art?
^ Cause people started getting so touchy about everything, and tried to create meaning out of nothing to make themselves sound better.
> You're the biggest poopyhead of all poopyheads!
V What's your ideal vacation spot?
> yea, tho i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i shall fear no evil
V what is your favorite band?
^ Good Charlotte (At the moment.)
> Nope, that's you.
V Can you think of a question?
^ Some days. It may not be good.
> Stupid expensive textbooks
V What's your favorite restaurant?
> They're hellish.
^ why not?
> blaaaa blaaaaa blaaaaa
V is your life exciting?
^ Sometimes. But usually nope.
> Lalala, what ever.
V What's your favorite song lyric?
^ Do i care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth? C'est la vie, adios, good riddance, F*CK YOU!!!! under and over it by Five Finger Death Punch
> if you don't like me, BLOW ME!
V are you a god/goddess amongst men?
^ Sometimes. But I'm always a God amongst demons.
> No thanks.
V Do you think they will delay Stronghold 3 again?
>I hate you
V How are you?
^ Bootylicious. Or something like that.
> Hate is a strong emotion.
V What would be your name if you were a cat?
^Bob or mike
V Do you wear glasses?
^Nope but i should
V how are you?
^ Pretty good.
> Half done a lab report. It's 26 pages long so far.
V What's the longest report you wrote for school.
^ 2000 word essay saying why i shouldn't cuss or engage in "sexual" behavior in the hallways with students (i being one of them)
> o ma gawd! MY BIRTHDAY IS 420 (national weed smoking day and Hitler's birthday)!!!
V why do people hate Juggalos?
^ nvm thats a stupid question
> *pop-up blocked*
V have you ever contemplated suicide?
> *Virus detected*
> *Cough, cough*
V Are we there yet?
^ We passed it. You were asleep.
> Why is it even the simplest installation of Linux creates some problem?
V What is a man?