and bought crap that i'll probably forget about tomorow

and blew the crap up

and it blew into flames

wich killed many people

and ate food

that tasted gud so i threw up lol

then decied to go to the park

And ate a swing

and went down a slide

into lava

and said Waffles eat cheese!

and then the lava turned into an abyss ( and for some of u who dont no wat an abyss is it is a bottomless hole )

and then i sued the park owner for having a random abyss in his park

then i waz very rich

so i bought a.........

Nintendo 64

and played until i waz blind

and suddenly i becam deaf from the "yushee's" of mario 64. and bought a 3ds

and played that until the world ended

then since everyone waz dead i went to c god and he sed:

i will grant u 3 wishes

T man

i got attacked buy a purple sausage with a unicorn horn that pooped rainbows so i stabbed it in the eye with a fork

and then it ran away so i followed it to a.....

gas station bathroom stall and punched its face 76 times, kneed it in its unicorn nuts and drowned it in the toilet which had a turd in it

ate the turd barfed, ate the barf, made another dude eat it he barfed i slipped on the barf broke my back went to the hospital jumped out of the window landed on 10 puppies then i wiped the puppy guts of my pants and started to walk

To the movie theater

i saw a dead chicken so i ate it and got bird flu and flew to hong-kong to find the cure in a jungle

the cure waz in the earths core so i had to.....

drill down in a huge drill mad by a super smart talking monkey named bo-bo and the ship was called the s.s. doodie balls

it blew up when it got to the core creating a earthquake that wiped out all life exept 1 guy with flip flops

so he started new life somehow and everyone wore flipflops called flipfloptopia

and they all got really bad athletes foot and had to chop off there feet

so then they all walked on their hands and evolved were they always walked on their hands

football

so thena person with feet walked into their town and they (plentaful13 ur suppose to type something that ties in with the story)

wriped his feet apart for

having feet and that insulted them

so they ...

fed him to a monkey

then they all fell asleep and dreamed they were pigeons above a crowded street

and they were happily cruding on everyone below so the people.....

took out machine guns and......

shot themselves in their belly-button because......

they hacked and spammed every gamesbutler and youtube.

and they felt guilty but wen they shot each other in the belly button they didnt die so they had to live the rest of their live wit mutated belly buttons

and they were forced to go to the pool with spongebob shirts on

but their belly buttons still showed and everyone laughed

so i took out my gun

and shot a teletubby