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where she found a naked man who began to rape her analy
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unforchanately for the man she was prepared.
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She grabbed his arm and threw him out the window......... and shot him........ and got her ****** and rape him analy....... with the ******......
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0.o
she screamed "VENGANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and
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Kicked him in the family jewels. Sharon then ran frantically to
the pentagon where she found a zombie hord
Then she pulled of some ninja sh*t like that woman from Residence Evil.
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I love that girl, that was an epic movie.
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Ummm yeah... and.... ummmm.
She ran into her ex and start killing
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his tarantula
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and was horrified at all of the blood in one little spider.
however the spider grew to the size of the white house and became a zombie spider
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And ate half the population of
the world
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The other half became brainless zombies, except one...
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which was hot guy
he grabbed a minigun and a javelin (missile launcher, not pointy spear thing) and prepared to
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Kill the zombies when suddenly Sugetsu Takashimi(Who I will portray in the live action movie I'm making) came out and shot the zombies dead square in the
Peter comes in, slaps everyone, and poops on there face. he has disgraced you and your family by doing this, especially since the poo is in the shape of poo
and they all went home and
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ate ramen and lived happily ever after until Sharon died of AIDS and then
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Jupiter exploded with
bits of shotgun shells flying around the explosion
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which several impacted Earth and destroyed it, then Sharon woke up from her dream when the doctor came in and said
she met willy wonka there
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Who gave her many talking cookies
she screamed because she didn't like cookies and
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killed herself
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But unforchanately for her, the knife was made of foam and
instead she shot herself with a real game loaded with
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Oricalcum Bullets(Greek Mythology, strongest metal in the universe), however, she had an Oricalcum plate in her head and so the bullets deflected and the doctor in his
10th life got shot instead so sharon
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Decided to go to the coffee shop
and get drunk off coffee
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but she forgot booze and caffine don't mis, so something tragic happened
her drink turned into a giant zombie and bit off...
her (.)(.)s
which split into more (.)(.)
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thus causing a many Peter Miranda's to get horny and
devastator laughed his head off then
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lol
AJ burned Atlantis.
however as it was underwater the fire quickly went out and
and Peter wonders why he isnt grinding on the chick as soon as he saw her.... before the zombie of course
and they all went home and lived happily ever after until
Hitler
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a pedobear came through with a
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whore and
Fu.cked them all
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with strangely shaped twislers...
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and then another pedobear came in and fu.cked the other pedobear. What the pedobear that fu.cked the other pedobear didnt no is that the fu.cked pedobear was a male and so was the fu.cker pedobear
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