*Runs into the forest*
I think he is under ground
I don't need you to guess. I need you to know.
*Eats some grass.* This is turning kinky.
*starts to claw off the tenticals*
No mortal creature can scratch the tentacles so simply.
*The tentacles immediately fall away and I brush myself off* Bi.tch, please.
*Throws highly toxic poison-soaked shurikens at Sauron*
*Catches them like a boss and vanishes into the shadows*
*sends it back with wagging tail*
*hits ben with a ruler* NO!
I READ THAT WRONG THE FIRST TIME.
Rape is so much more entertaining though...
And you think that gives you power over me?