*runs to metropal*
*Slips electric collar onto Shark*
Nobody runs. You run, you get electrocuted. Now amuse me, feeble dog!
You're on fire. I'm surprised your skin hasn't burnt off yet.
Fight Sharky. Running won't help. *Trots away.*
Amuse us, feeble lifeform.
Either take cover and wait to die or fight for your life.
We should have him fight against other lifeforms.
I would have removed the collar.
*Runs up and unlatches the collar.* For goodness sake.
*Pulls out AA-12 and empties a drum mag into Shark*
*doges all of the shots*
stop shooting and i will come back... but no electric collar but a real collar will be fine
Fine *shoots random pedestrians*
ELMO! *Picks up his holed form slowly.*
If ur talking to me im not elmo
I know that rage face but ur not making sence
im glad u shot him
Alright, here it is.
I did not shoot you, Elmo was a pedestrian I shot, I said sorry, but that was a lie.
*Picks up sharkdog and tears his throat out* *Soothing voice* Go to sleep now.
*Runs to Rwhite before u can pick me up*
*Stabs the hell out of Rwhite.* Die! Die! Die! Die!
*Pets Shark soothingly*
See, I\'m an ally
*Picks you up*
Come get him Sauron!
*stays stitting next to Rwhite*
B*tch, I picked you up
*Holds you upside down, two legs in each hand*
*Pulls out shotgun and blows you both to smithereens*
*Continues to stab you crazily.*
You and rwhite are small pieces of flesh lying around. You cannot squirm.
*Absorbs some remaining life essence from Shark and uses it to form and impenetrable wall around me*
Hmm. Impenetrable is not unbreakable.
*Realizing Sauron may know how to get to me, I quickly teleport away to heal*
*Teleports after you* HERE'S BENNY!!!
*Sinks slowly into the ground, dark tentacles pulling me to another dimension*
*Become alive again*
Sauron I will make a deal with u. I can be a tracking dog for u.
*Follows Rwhite* IT\'S RAPING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Pops back into existence and exits through a back door.*
*Tracks down Rwhite for Sauron*
Can I have a bone?