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DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM(but true) FACT OF THE DAY:

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Swans only bird with a pe.nis?
Lost
Lost
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So do I! I can flap all over that girl.
Metropal
Metropal
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Anyone else seeing the connection here? Swans...symbol of love...only ones with proper male parts...
dan is a know-it-all, i've already said they are for people who don't know them
DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM (but true) FACT OF THE DAY: Black jellybabies are made from left over bits of other jellybabies. (Also, the white stuff on them is an edible presever to stop them going moldy)
Metropal
Metropal
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Jellybabies?
Yeah, wtf is a jellybaby....you mean like jellybeans?
damn it, i forgot americans don't have jellybabies, but they are like jellybeans, in the shape of babies
Dan
Dan
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but softer
Metropal
Metropal
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Umm, like human babies?
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O.O....Jelly babies eh? Candy babies? That's..Uh..."Nice"
bingo dan
DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM (but true) FACT OF THE DAY: It is illegal to carry an icecream cone in your back pocket in Kentucky
mmm, nothing like eating some babies to hold off your hunger before dinner.
Metropal
Metropal
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Charles u better watch out were you put ur ice cream,lol
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DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM (but true) FACT OF THE DAY: It is against the law for unmarried women to go parachuteing on sundays in Florida
Metropal
Metropal
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Cr.ap, i'm in trouble, lmao
DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM (but true) FACT OF THE DAY: When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM (but true) FACT OF THE DAY(for the 11th): Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

DEVASTATOR'S RANDOM (but true) FACT OF THE DAY (for today): In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.
Metropal
Metropal
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Communism is strange...
Lost
Lost
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Wow, if I were in hong kong, and a woman, i would rip his ***** off, then choke him with it untill he dies.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHohoho....
Metropal
Metropal
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Poor asian guy, he never expected it...
well he did cheat
can someone else post this sh.it now? i'm getting bored of it
Metropal
Metropal
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Awww, it was going so well
meh
Lost
Lost
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It is DEVASTATORS random but true facts so deal with the sh1t and move on.
damn it AJ, i'll begin again on the 20th
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