Recent posts by ღSparklesღ :l akatsuki l:

No pants. Because who seriously needs pants? Also, I like my feet. c:

Originally posted by TDOR CharlesFoxKays

Originally posted by ღSparklesღ :l akatsuki l:ever heard of French-Americans? -_-

They piss me off. Just like in a part of Canada they speak French and English at the same time.

"Bonjour Charles! Excusez-moi, but do you have any food?"

i mostly stick to english... and why do they ask for food? o.O

ever heard of French-Americans? -_-

no. the candy is in the van. you have to get inside to get the candy.

Originally posted by sharkdog123

anothor random post

seems pretty legit.

Actually, you didn't. certain Germanic tribes that migrated to what is now known as Great Britain created it. and you can't say "We" because people thousands of years ago did. Not the current population of Brits.

Originally posted by dancerchick1382how are you going to kill a zombie with a phone

That is NOT a phone. that is a freaking NOKIA. The most indestructible thing in the universe.

5/10

excusez-moi. I've been educated in the American school system..they teach us to spell it like we do here..not like they do in Great Britain and other parts of Europe. We are also the only country that doesn't use the metric system. Its the USA. We are different than you blokes across the pond.

Only in Old English speaking countries is it spelled humour and colour.. -_- and we don't speak Old English in the US..

Zombie Apocalypse? psh. I'd get all the cheerleaders from school, surround Sam's Club with them..and just live in Sam's until the zombies were gone. I mean, they go after brains, right?
and..if they still get into Sam's... this b*tch is getting the f*ck out and running like hell.

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*Pyjamas. It's a British film and book, therefore you spell it the British way.

Because of several reasons.

well..i read the americanized version... and watched the movie& i almost threw up in class watching it. o.o & i cried.

*Pajamas. & how?

Thank you. ^.^

Please, start using it. People like you are the reason our planet is doomed.

You are all wrong. that thing was zebra striped.

If a squirrel licks its butt in the middle of a road in Africa in the winter on Tuesday morning...what color thong did your mom wear last night when i saw her at the club?

Originally posted by MostafoxA fitness company were sued in my country for advertising a picture of a Nazi concentration camp with the slogan: “Kiss your calories goodbye.” I lol'd pretty hard.

Lmao

Amazing. You learned 5th grade english! Congrats!

Originally posted by SerenaWasHerePossibly. Ever heard of ESP? Look it up.

Heard of it? please tell me who hasn't. you are NOT a physic. you're most likely an 11 year old. and dogs don't wear glasses. just thought i'd let you know.

Originally posted by TDOR CharlesFoxKays
I couldn't resist. :D

this reminds me of all the Hollocaust stuff i had to study this past school year in English.. and that makes me sick to my stomach, because i literally gagged in class watching some of the videos. but other than that..Lol

People, please learn proper English, or at least a 5th grade level of it, before logging on to the internet.

its very amusing.

Excusez-moi, are you a mind-reader?

Originally posted by MissAwesome 0_oHE HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

Who?

Originally posted by SonIf everyone hates things they don't understand then men and women would have problems.

what about Unicorns? Do they have problems too?

Originally posted by MetropalNot you, dear. Him.

Obviously.

thank you Captain Obvious for the gracious input.

Originally posted by Metropal

Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysSo f.u.c.k is now a cool acronym for something? What?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN! WHAT IS THE SOURCE CODE! TELL ME NOW OR I'LL BEAT THIS BLENDER TO A PULP!

And hipsters are stupid. It's just another stupid fad as well as stupid title.

Watch ya got with hipsters?!

i don't understand them..

Originally posted by |FBG$| Rwhite

Originally posted by ღSparklesღits kinda hard to type that and make sense. Lmao. and I'm sorry, but, it's mine, not yours, so, I don't give a f.u.ck. k?

The commas are taking over!

No, They, already have. Run, For, Your, Lives, Before, Its, Too, Late.

Originally posted by CharlesFoxKaysSo f.u.c.k is now a cool acronym for something? What?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN! WHAT IS THE SOURCE CODE! TELL ME NOW OR I'LL BEAT THIS BLENDER TO A PULP!

And hipsters are stupid. It's just another stupid fad as well as stupid title.

sureee. how's freaking ukulele cuts kangaroo?

and you are the only person to actually stay on topic..nice job. Lol.

its kinda hard to type that and make sense. Lmao. and I'm sorry, but, it's mine, not yours, so, I don't give a f.u.ck. k?

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|

where in the hell did you get that? Lol.

Things I know about hipsters:
-They don't do anything mainstream.
-They basically do everything nobody else does.
So...
If everybody started acting like hipsters, it would become mainstream right? so then, wouldn't normal people(non-hipsters) become the hipsters?

So the person to post the best interesting topic to talk about gets a gold star. now..you can fight it out among yourselves..i'll be watching.

Matt. my Best friend everr in the entire world is Sarahhh. and she is mine and you can't have her. Lol.

Originally posted by pickleman27The thing is u should know I have been dating since preschool

dating since pre-school? where did you go? the playground? the lunch room? did you share juice boxes, too?