Once, there was a girl. Her name was "Sleeping Bastard". (She was definitely a bastard!) Her beloved husband named his pet "Pichu", but he was a duck. One day, the bastard and her husband took their duck, Pichu, to the slaughterhouse and turned it into a mass of MEAT. (Bastards!) After they killed, cooked, and ate it for dinner, they went to bed. (No f*ck was given.). So the next day, he died from a case of sexual indigestion. Then, Sleeping Bastard, woke up and she found herself nude and HORNY. She realized that she was raped by a dog named "Nody" .She was shocked because (Duh she was raped -.- ) AND SHE KNEW THAT NODY IS A LESBIAN! So she, went to a graveyard and