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WHAT DO YOU THINK SCHOOL IS........ WHAT DO YOU THINK SCHOOL IS........ Ayyyy I'm Cici! :D Hanger Development FUnny JOkeA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed. he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ****, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him their was some in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed. he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was ****, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him their was some in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!
3 women enter a spa. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. A lady greets them and tells them all the features of the spa, including a magic mirror that grants you 1 wish if you tell it something purely true. The woman explains that, if you tell the mirror a lie, you'll be sucked into the mirror forever.
The Redhead walks over to the mirror and says, "I think... that i am the smartest one out of all of us." She is immediately poured down with money.
The Brunette walks over to the mirror and says, "I think i'm the prettiest one of us 3." She is immediately granted keys to a brand new Lamborghini.
The Blonde walks over to the mirror and says, "I think..." POOF! She is immediately sucked into the mirror.
The Redhead walks over to the mirror and says, "I think... that i am the smartest one out of all of us." She is immediately poured down with money.
The Brunette walks over to the mirror and says, "I think i'm the prettiest one of us 3." She is immediately granted keys to a brand new Lamborghini.
The Blonde walks over to the mirror and says, "I think..." POOF! She is immediately sucked into the mirror.