Drink as many beers as you can before you run into any of your family members.
You are a disillusioned father who spends most of his time drinking beer and avoiding his family. How long can you avoid them, and at what cost?
Every beer you drink increases your score, and applies a negative effect. Some beers make you unable to jump, some make you fall off of bridges, and some make you throw up every few seconds.
On top of that, pictures of your family pop up everywhere, and you need to avoid them, lest you are reminded of your duties as a father and a husband.
How to Play:
Arrow keys to move, Z key to jump
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